The female bedbug has no sexual opening. To get around this dilemma, the male uses his curved penis to drill a vagina into the female.
The word “fuck” is actually an acronym. It dates back to the Good Old Days, when England was severely under populated due to the usual combination of fire/war/plague, and the King issued an official order to… well, fuck, to replenish the population. Hence the phrase “Fornicate Under Command of the King” passed into everyday language.
“Ithyphallophobia” is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.
“Venus observa” is the technical term for the “missionary position.”
According to a survey of sex shop owners in the Los Angeles area, cherry is the most popular flavor of edible underwear. Chocolate is the least popular. (more…)
“Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you’re going to burn in hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love”.____Butch Hancock
“Anybody who believes that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach-flunked geography”.____Robert Byrne, quoted in 1,911 Best Things Anybody Ever Said, 1988
”When a guy goes to a hooker, he’s not paying her for sex; he’s paying her to leave”. ~Author Unknown (more…)
+ “Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you’re going to burn in hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love”.____Butch Hancock
+ “Anybody who believes that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach-flunked geography”.____Robert Byrne, quoted in 1,911 Best Things Anybody Ever Said, 1988
+”When a guy goes to a hooker, he’s not paying her for sex; he’s paying her to leave”. ~Author Unknown
+”To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals”.____Don Schrader (more…)
1. It puts a smile on your face by releasing endorphins. So come on people, be generous and self-administer a friendly mercy fuck .
2. Doing the hand tango is cheap… and you’re easy, probably unlike most of your dates. Guaranteed end of the night satisfaction.
3. Testing the plumbing before a date helps keep your head in the game.
4. Widespread jacking off creates a more sensual world, adds to the supply of international karma, and thus brings us closer to world peace.
5. Jacking off is the shortest distance between you and an orgasm. NEED I SAY MORE? (more…)
Earl Miller is PENTHOUSE Magazine’s most published photographer, a veteran shooter of Hollywood celebrities, and one of the most respected names in Adult Entertainment. (more…)
