Well, she will, at least. And yes, I meant to spell it that way, because this week, we bring you the always beautiful, sexy, sensual, Penthouse cover girl, Twisty’s Girl, and Digital Playground contract starlet, Kayden Kross. With her perfect hour glass figure, blond hair, and luscious lips, she’s every man’s wet dream.
Happy 4th of July to all our current and future subscribers! In honor of our great country and all of the men and women of our armed forces who continue to preserve our freedom to bring you the sexiest women in the world, we bring you one of sexiest models, Yvonne. This leggy beauty is 100% all natural from her supple lips to her pretty little toes. I don’t know about you, but looking at these makes me very patriotic
Everyone loves a pretty young thing, especially when she’s all so very naughty!
All natural beauty, Aaliyah Love gets to bouncing up and down then gets to pumping in and out, as this cute little pixie plays with herself hot little self on the trampoline.
Want to see more? We know you do! Take a gander through EarlMiller.com and see the world’s hottest women, by Penthouse’s most published photographer.
We all hate Mondays for the most part, but let’s give you a reason to smile because of this horrid end to the relaxation of your weekend by giving you the smiling face, and not to mention bodacious bosoms of Tera Patrick. Have a Happy Monday….what’s left of it 
Get away from the gloomy day outside and brighten it up with he sexy ladies of the Earl Miller Collection. Today’s pic is Russian beauty, Katarina Kat. Blonde, blue eyed and flexible as all hell! Every man’s wet dream
The staff at EarlMiller.com are gearing up for another week of hot uploads for your visual pleasure. Be on the lookout for new photo galleries and hot videos of your favorite adult stars.
Check out all the sexy women of the Earl Miller collection at EarlMiller.com and keep your engine roaring the whole week long. Everyone from Jenna Jameson, Lisa Ann, Shy Love and many, many more!!
To tide you over for the weekend, we thought we’d start your Friday night out right with the beautiful, busty, Lisa Ann from the gallery at earlmiller.com And while you’re at it, check out the rest of the beauties of the Earl Miller Collection @ EarlMiller.com. 
At the Phoenix Forum last week, I discovered for the first time in my life, that I have a porno dick. I sat down on the toilet in my hotel room and my dick plunked in the water. I thought momentarily that I, Earl Miller, was just like Mr. Marcus. Immediately, visions of grandeur conjured up in my mind as I envisioned lines of anxious spectators wrapped around entire city blocks to view my dinosauric-sized penis in all its splendid, blinding glory. Reporters and Japanese tourist squabble for the best angle as camera snap like paparazzi. It was a beautiful. And after all these years on this Earth, I finally realized my calling.
Until suddenly,
I realized something peculiar. It couldn’t be! The water level in the toilet was much higher than usual. And my few seconds of fantastic dong glory were truly short lived. The dream was over. But it did make me wonder, “what happens to the really hung porn dudes when they just sit on normal toilets?”
To all of our followers out there in Earlmillerland, do yourself a favor and check out Earl’s Girl of the Month and newly chosen XRCO Awards Trophy Girl, Chanel Preston. This long-legged beauty just posed for our cameras and we rushed her onto the site immediately for all our subscribers to see her in her full, splendid glory. She stripped down from a black, lacy garter to how we’d all like to see her – ass naked. Check her out at Earlmiller.com all this month.
So as always,
Enjoy.
